You’ve been there
If you’ve ever bet on football you have definitely been there
And it’s really not a good position to be in
Usually it’s because the team that has the ball is trailing
Your money is with the team on defense but they’re not covering
In Sports Betting it always comes down to the point spread
One time a young boy walked into the kitchen
He asks him Mother, “Mommy, what’s a pick six?”
His mother laughs and asks him where he heard “Pick Six”
“Daddy’s watching the football game and he says that his only shot is a pick six”
The boy’s Mother laughs and pats the boy on the head.
She tells the boy, “Unfortunately a pick six is something your Daddy needs at the end of a lot of his football games.”
Concerned, the child says, “Will Daddy be sad if he doesn’t get a pick six?”
Handing the youngster a cookie she replies, “No, Daddy will be OK if he doesn’t get a pick six”
Then the boy asks, “Mommy what happens if Daddy gets a pick six?”
No longer able to hold in the laughter she chuckles and says
“If Daddy does gets a pick six then Mommy gets to go shopping!”
Yesterday, a lot of Dads got their wish
First it was the Broncos, then the Cardinals
Both scored late “meaningless” TDs on interceptions with less than 20 seconds left in the game
You’ll hear it from me a lot
It’s called gambling for a reason
Always Be Cashing